Accept No Substitutes
My Dear Sir, I am beginning to grasp the seriousness of your plight. Now you might not consider yourself to be in any sort of fix at all – it is only through the contrast afforded by a hundred-year leap that I recognize it. Thankfully, I am here and fully intend to see that you become [...]
The Evolved American
My Dear Sir, How sophisticated the American has become! Why, a century ago, even liars who had been lucky enough to apprentice with congressmen just wove their lies into normal conversation and hoped for the best. Those who were particularly astute might even reach the pinnacle of liardom and become lawyers or bankers. But conscience [...]
Newspapers
My Dear Sir, I was most pleased & delighted today to find that you still have newspapers. After many hours of craning my neck over your shoulder, I had made the brash assumption that crisp, real newsprint had been eschewed in favor of those glowing panels of moving, flashing type into which you constantly stare. [...]
